A little smooch for xxdeejadoodlexx :P
“Why does everyone hurt me. I’m just a jeep; I’ve never hurt anyone… Well i did hit Jackson once… but not even trees are nice to me. Stiles doesn’t say hi anymore, And i miss Cam.”
“Oh man, i remember when my car battery died. I cried for almost an hour. I know that sounds really dumb but to be fair i was stuck at my loser-friend, Greenberg’s house. All he did was complain and talk about random nonsense and- oh are you going to cry now too?”
I smell an AU. With extra cheese.