Psst, have you ever pictured Lewis as a centaur?~
Asked by Anonymous
I’ve drawn him as a centaur many times.
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dirtdragon.
Asked by scragon
send me a ship and I’ll tell you who:
- shops for groceries: torah’s too tiny to reach the top shelves so dirtbag has to go with her and carry all the groceries home
- kills the spiders: torah keeps them all as pets, it’s still a problem
- comes home drunk at 3am: torah will continue to always be too young for alcohol and I’m not really sure what a giraffe’s tolerance for alcohol is so neither?
- makes breakfast: possibly dirtbag? but torah can make toast because that doesn’t require a stove
- remembers to feed the fish: torah, torah feeds the fish and the spiders and any other pets she has accumulated
- decorates the apartment: both of them, it’s a mix of scales and plaid and art doodles
- initiates duets: torah does, the giraffe remains silent, torah has to coax him by shouting the duet in his ear
- falls asleep first: torah, on dirtbag, in his sweater probably, it’s sickeningly cute
Glorious.
Dirtbag says “This is great, but please don’t keep the spiders.”
