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theragnarokd:

torakodragon:

jadedginger answered: Squirrel Stiles in a hoodie and wolf Derek in a leather jacket!!

[pardon the incoherence, it’s really late ;__;]

Derek tries to keep a nice tidy territory. Do you expect him to let squirrels just hang around wherever like they own the place? Hah. He might’ve been a bit more lenient if Stiles had the decency to look respectable, but.

Squirrel. In a hoodie. Derek’s preserve is not freaking Loony Toons.

One good thing about Stiles’ tastes in clothes (seriously, the only good thing) is that it makes for a handy method of transportation. Stiles’ squirming isn’t doing anything to get him out of Derek’s jaws; normally Derek has to let go after about three seconds, because Stiles is very small and Derek’s jaws are strong and the fur would get in Derek’s teeth.

Which is the only reason he lets go. Really.

But now Derek can securely hold on to fabric, and Stiles eventually gives up and hangs limp in his grasp.

Doesn’t keep him from talking, though. “I was just resting,” Stiles mutters. “Why do you always gotta be such a dictator, God.”

They’re at Derek’s den, finally, and Derek deposits Stiles on the ground, puts a paw on his tail when Stiles tries to make a break for it. “Always getting where you shouldn’t be,” Derek mutters darkly and lies down, muzzle heavy on the top of Stiles’ head. “Can’t you just stay put for once?”

“I was trying,” Stiles says, muffled in Derek’s paw. “You moved me.” But for once, he seems content to be still under Derek’s muzzle, tail flying up to drape over the tip of Derek’s nose.