FIGHT ME.

20 Aug 2015

Me: *loses Torah in a crowd, it's very easy cuz she's so tiny*
Me: I got this.
Me: *uses hands as megaphone* TORAKODRAGON IS THE TINIEST DRAGON
Torah: *climbs onto someone's shoulders* FIGHT ME!
Me: Found her.

11 Feb 2015

How did you answer Lewis asking you on a date? Did you say "Fight me," faint, or something else?

Asked by Anonymous

I turned 30 shades of red and then hid in my friend.

I asked him a few questions and literally just said “yeah”

and then i couldn’t look at him.

19 Oct 2014

Fight me

Asked by dylandude818

yEAH OKAY. RIGHT HERE? RIGHT NOW? LETS DO THIS. BUt put a jacket on first. It’s kinda cold outside and I don’t want you to get sick.

31 May 2014

You know what, I would love to see you fight a deer. Just so I can put my money on the deer, and watch it kick your lily ass. Don't fuck with deer. You don't want to fucking go there. You hear me? Don't you fucking think of it.

Asked by Anonymous

IGM GONNHA FIHGT HTE DEEER