FIGHT ME.

So a long time ago I borrowed the Deathly Hallows from a friend, and my mom didn’t want it getting damaged at school so she made me place it on her desk before i left in the morning because she didn’t trust me. So I scanned and printed out the cover and spine of the book, and taped it onto a dictionary, using it as the decoy on her desk. I read the entire thing at school and returned it back to my friend in perfect condition. 
My mom never knew until half a year later. And the dictionary still has the paper taped to it.