BusinessMan!Derek and CollegeStudent!Stiles
"Lookin’ good, Suit! Dat ass in those dress pants! Hot damn, I would grab hold of that tie and retie it because have you looked in a mirror, you obviously need help tying a tie but I’d still grab it and mess you up a bit before tying it."
Stiles thought to himself in the middle of the park, idling flipping through his Criminology textbook for his class tomorrow.
Except when the man turned around, eyes fixed on Stiles and not entirely pleased with life, Stiles realized he hadn’t thought these things.
He had been catcalling the random business man in the park.