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  • Lately I’ve been walking around the house with a large blanket tied around my neck to make me feel as majestic as I’m not.

  • I forced my sister to come outside with me and play with Nerf guns and tennis balls in 50 degree weather this afternoon.

  • Today i drew some eyes above my belly button just so i could make it sing ‘What Makes You Beautiful’

  • My sister and I play games of who can draw the ugliest face on a sticky note. We proceed to stick them in random places about the house.