This is who you’re following. These are my choices.

• Lately I’ve been walking around the house with a large blanket tied around my neck to make me feel as majestic as I’m not.
  
  
• I forced my sister to come outside with me and play with Nerf guns and tennis balls in 50 degree weather this afternoon.
  
  
• Today i drew some eyes above my belly button just so i could make it sing ‘What Makes You Beautiful’
  
  
• My sister and I play games of who can draw the ugliest face on a sticky note. We proceed to stick them in random places about the house.