FIGHT ME.

arrafrost:

torakodragon:

IT HAD BABIES.

“Stiles, it’s just a spider.” Derek sighed, brow rising as he stared down over his boyfriend’s shoulder at the small arachnid on the floor.

“No! It’s not A spider. It’s several! It reproduced and they’re crawling everywhere! You have the worst bug problem! I hate your house!”

Derek rolled his eyes, turning away and frowning as he heard a crunch beneath his foot. 

Stiles gasped, eyes growing wide as he swung around on his heel. “What have you done?”

The alpha lifted his foot, revealing a small, baby spider to be flat and dead.

“Isaac Jr. No!” Stiles cried, dropping to his knees with his hands spread dramatically toward the spider he could not save.

Derek furrowed his brows, “Stiles you just said-“

“Sleep well young spider-prince, sleep well.”

“Why is it named after Isaac?”

OMFG ARRA