FIGHT ME.

justsmilestuffhappens:

torakodragon:

“Sti-“
“No! Nope! Don’t even say a word! And i don’t care if you’re The Alpha or whatever! I’m getting out of here with at least half of my dignity!”

“What’s in the box?”

“Scott I don’t think you should…”

*lifts lid that was nailed shut

*GASPING FOR BREATH

“Were you two making out in there?”

“Uh, no. I was, giving Derek mouth to mouth. It was, really cramped and we had to share air. Yeah that’s it,”

“Where are your shoes?”

“The hunters stole them while throwing me and a passed out Derek in there,”

“Do you two have a fever, your both really red,”

“No Isaac we don’t have a fever, it’s was just really hot in there. Now could you help us out of here, I can’t get out without kneeing Derek’s crotch.”

How about a quarter of dignity?