rigel126
asked:
O Exalted Dragon Princess Most Beautiful of Draconians in the Seven Continents, I know of and - with a heavy heart - respect your decision to mate with King Lewis Dirtbag. I just want you to know that my heart has and forever will belong to you. Now please excuse me while I drown my sorrows (and myself) in coffee. Signed: the barbecue chef who led a failed rebellion from the royal kitchens and lost his job after that.
scragon
answered:

Nonsense, you have served your land well and are awaited in Valhalla. The great kitchen rebellion sparked a new age in our kingdom and King lewis Dirtbag has forgiven thee(i think). 

fresh-prince-of-tokyo-3

Former royal head chef rigel, I have forgiven you for your transgression against the throne because you have provided this bored king with a full week of badly needed amusement. I will never forget the battle of the west wing fought with ladles and meat tenderizers. I do not think badly of you for your pursuit of our cute dragon, if I were in your position I would do as you already have if I believed winning her was within my ability. Our radiant draconic queen has convinced me to send you off with a bag of gold and a plot of land in order to begin a restaurant if the heat of the grill still calls to you. May you ride eternal young chef, we hope to cross paths with you again someday.

scragon

Godspeed