O Exalted Dragon Princess Most Beautiful of Draconians in the Seven Continents, I know of and - with a heavy heart - respect your decision to mate with King Lewis Dirtbag. I just want you to know that my heart has and forever will belong to you. Now please excuse me while I drown my sorrows (and myself) in coffee. Signed: the barbecue chef who led a failed rebellion from the royal kitchens and lost his job after that.
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Nonsense, you have served your land well and are awaited in Valhalla. The great kitchen rebellion sparked a new age in our kingdom and King lewis Dirtbag has forgiven thee(i think).
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*weeping uncontrollably* ‘Tis with great honour and humility that I receive Your Majesties’ grace *Honk!*. Alas, I have...
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Godspeed
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