answered:
I think that’s better left to Torah. I don’t want to get her boys wrong, I know them just as well as you guys do (maybe a tad more because I get to see some drafts/doodles occasionally and she’s told me a tiny bit of plot but not much)
Woah. Here, i’ll answer! :D Even though i know arra would head cannon absolutely amazingly. ;D
Who:
- shops for groceries: Ned probably does. Doug is use to living with his parents and only goes on grocery runs when asked. Otherwise it’s the same old story of checking the fridge every hour.
- kills the spiders: Doug isn’t fond of them but will kill them when they’re in his way, otherwise it’s left for Ned to deal with.
- comes home drunk at 3am: Both? Sometimes Doug is tempted by the fruity, colorful stuff. Ned just enjoys alcohol.
- makes breakfast: Neither. They’re both horrible at cooking most things.
- remembers to feed the fish: Doug. Ned: We have fish??
- decorates the apartment: Ned isn’t use to living with another person, so he insists on doing so because it feels right.
- initiates duets: I dunno about singing, but Doug initiates cuddles.
- falls asleep first: It’s almost like a contest who can stay up the longest. they both crash like kindergartners who’ve missed nap time.