FIGHT ME.

3 Mar 2016

Bun!Snake and Hamster!Otacon

3 Mar 2016

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2 Mar 2016

Venom and Ocelot babysitting the kids.

RIP Solid.

2 Mar 2016

I’m Snake/Otacon trash.

1 Mar 2016

O Exalted Dragon Princess Most Beautiful of Draconians in the Seven Continents, I know of and - with a heavy heart - respect your decision to mate with King Lewis Dirtbag. I just want you to know that my heart has and forever will belong to you. Now please excuse me while I drown my sorrows (and myself) in coffee. Signed: the barbecue chef who led a failed rebellion from the royal kitchens and lost his job after that.

Asked by rigel126

scragon

Nonsense, you have served your land well and are awaited in Valhalla. The great kitchen rebellion sparked a new age in our kingdom and King lewis Dirtbag has forgiven thee(i think).

fresh-prince-of-tokyo-3:

Former royal head chef rigel, I have forgiven you for your transgression against the throne because you have provided this bored king with a full week of badly needed amusement. I will never forget the battle of the west wing fought with ladles and meat tenderizers. I do not think badly of you for your pursuit of our cute dragon, if I were in your position I would do as you already have if I believed winning her was within my ability. Our radiant draconic queen has convinced me to send you off with a bag of gold and a plot of land in order to begin a restaurant if the heat of the grill still calls to you. May you ride eternal young chef, we hope to cross paths with you again someday.

Godspeed

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1 Mar 2016

O Exalted Dragon Princess Most Beautiful of Draconians in the Seven Continents, I know of and - with a heavy heart - respect your decision to mate with King Lewis Dirtbag. I just want you to know that my heart has and forever will belong to you. Now please excuse me while I drown my sorrows (and myself) in coffee. Signed: the barbecue chef who led a failed rebellion from the royal kitchens and lost his job after that.

Asked by rigel126

Nonsense, you have served your land well and are awaited in Valhalla. The great kitchen rebellion sparked a new age in our kingdom and King lewis Dirtbag has forgiven thee(i think).