Thank you! well…. If the commissioner had alot of patience with me (cause I’ve been super busy lately) I could try it?? I don’t really know how to work Paypal. do i just give someone my Paypal email? I don’t even know.
I’m going to eat pie. You’ll see a post about them should i ever figure it out..
“Do you often catcall people in suits?” Derek asked, a lot less uptight now that he wasn’t entirely out of his comfort zone in the middle of a park, having been jeered at by a spiky haired college student.
They were now sat in a nice little restaurant of Derek’s choosing, which was a much classier place than Stiles would have brought them considering Stiles frequented a local diner primarily for their curly fries.
“You’re the first, Suit.” Stiles winked, stretching out in his comfortable chair as he got a feel for the environment. He was glad he dressed up for the date. He was still wearing jeans but he was also sporting a black button down shirt, no tie, although he had considered a bowtie, and he actually did something with his hair instead of letting his bedhead take control.
Derek, however, was wearing another fine pair of dress pants for an even finer ass that he was currently sitting on and keeping out of view. It was a crime, naturally. But most importantly, his light blue button down shirt was topped off with a dark striped tie in a passable half Windsor knot.
“Lookin’ good, Suit! Dat ass in those dress pants! Hot damn, I would grab hold of that tie and retie it because have you looked in a mirror, you obviously need help tying a tie but I’d still grab it and mess you up a bit before tying it.”
Stiles thought to himself in the middle of the park, idling flipping through his Criminology textbook for his class tomorrow.
Except when the man turned around, eyes fixed on Stiles and not entirely pleased with life, Stiles realized he hadn’t thought these things.
He had been catcalling the random business man in the park.